Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•how do I know that you guys are real and not bots?link fedilink arrow-up 41·21 days ago
I TOO ENJOY INGESTING THE REQUIRED AMOUNT OF OXYGEN, AND AMBULATING AROUND THE NATURE ON MY LOWER APPENDAGES.
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- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtoWorld News@lemmy.world•Russia says Trump's attack on Putin due to "emotional overstrain"
link Englishfedilink 24 days ago27·arrow-up He’s having a fit of the vapours, the poor thing.
- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtoFunny@sh.itjust.works•Beauty comes from within
link fedilink 25 days ago55·arrow-up Ah, the classic “lets crank all the sliders as far to one side as they can go”. The refined man’s character creation. 🤌
- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtoInsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world•Sovcit wants the Pope to sign his document.
link fedilink 16·arrow-up 26 days agoedit-2 After air travel became commonplace, it’s hard to find notable seaworthy Catholics in good standing. Best to just go to the great skipper of the Holy See directly.
- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•And gay men. I'm sorry. I'm weak for it
link fedilink 28 days ago33·arrow-up Don’t be gatekeeping iced coffee now, it’s one of the few good things left in the world.
Looks like phrenology is back on the menu boys!
- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I don't know any of the context but I still find this post quite enthralling
link Englishfedilink 2 months ago21·arrow-up Do you think they’re related to the sinister gay cabals that are responsible for Figgis’ room arrangements in Archer?
- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtocats@lemmy.world•The foot freak in her natural habitat
link fedilink 2 months ago10·arrow-up Naw, but having to fight with the wee man for ones boxer briefs on laundry day is not as gratifying as one might think.
- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtocats@lemmy.world•The foot freak in her natural habitat
link fedilink 2 months ago17·arrow-up At least it’s not underwear…
- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.world•It kept me up at night. Lol
link fedilink 3 months ago7·arrow-up I was sure that boats sank the vast majority of the time they were used. Also, I have yet to be on fire.
- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtoInsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world•That's where you belong sovcit.
link fedilink 3 months ago9·arrow-up Best laugh I’ve had all year. Cheers!
- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•The weather is definitely changing.
link fedilink 3 months ago1·arrow-up This is the solution I went for. Still, I reckon I’d be just as fine in a windowless bathroom. Not a place I hang around more than I have to.
- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•The weather is definitely changing.
link fedilink 3 months ago4·arrow-up I’ll have you know the throne is situated in such a way I’m staring myself down in the mirror.
- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•The weather is definitely changing.
link fedilink 3 months ago6·arrow-up I take it your bathroom window isn’t facing a public road?
I feel strongly about not having to lock eyes with the kids going to school, or anyone for that matter, when I’m in the nip.
- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.world•Alphabet spins off Starlink competitor Taara
link Englishfedilink 3 months ago4·arrow-up The picture of a dystopian future where feudal oligarchs are shooting down each others low orbit internet satellites in the furious competition for best coverage popped into my head.
Who are we casting as the satellite retrieval specialist with a penchant for bonsai trees living in an off grid log cabin?
- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtoTenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•His pattern indicates 2-dimensional thinking
link fedilink 3 months ago5·arrow-up Tip-to-tip, not nose-to-nose, they’re not Eskimos.
- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtoComic Strips@lemmy.world•Lady of the Lake [Drawer of Drawings]
link fedilink 3 months ago6·arrow-up You put on your papal vestments and wizards hat?
- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.world•What's been your most painful parent tech support moment?
link fedilink 3 months ago3·arrow-up Unfortunately there were no other parties present to provide a second opinion, only their cat. Which, to be fair, is probably less tech illiterate than the human.
- Pissmidget@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.world•What's been your most painful parent tech support moment?
link fedilink 3 months ago18·arrow-up The problem was more of a disagreement between the end user and the printer in what constitutes an on button.
God no, I have a hard enough time hanging out when I’m present, I don’t need another me ruining the ambiance.